Thursday 15 April 2021

The Stinkeyes - Junk Male

  


  If you're one of the lovely people who listen to the Just Some Punk Songs show when it first airs on a Sunday evening at 8pm (UK Time) on the Global Punk Network                                     (https://mixlr.com/global-punk-radio/) you may have noticed that there's now another show that immediately follows it (at 9pm). It's hosted by Jason Tattum, called Oh No! Not Garage and Hardcore Punk! and it's very good. Jason mines the same seam that I do but rarely unearths the same nuggets. You can check out past shows here :  https://www.mixcloud.com/jason-tattum/

  Now the reason I mention Jason's show is that I was listening to the latest one and amongst the tracks I most enjoyed, one in particular stood out and it's that which I'm posting today... 

  The Stinkeyes are a 3 piece from Wisconsin with a line up of Emily Kapellusch (Bass and Vocals), Haley Teniente (Drums) & Jordan Kapellusch (Guitar and Backing Vocals). They've just released a (debut?) ep titled Inside joke and it's a fun listen. Subjects include self criticism, sex pests and 'comfort' food. You can get it here : https://thestinkeyes.bandcamp.com/album/inside-joke 

  This is the "hit" it's called Junk Male... 

I opened up some junk mail, Just another dick pic Completely unsolicited (I'm really getting sick of it) You're just another junk male No one’s falling for your subject line You think you're something special But we know all about your kind So log off Leave us alone Do you talk to your mom like that with your phone? I hope this message is direct We deserve respect Stop sending us your junk, male Tried to ignore this junk male, Don't know what's so hard-to-get When we unsubscribe from junk male It means we just aren't into it You're just another junk male No one’s jazzed about your tactics To you it's just flirtation But really it's harassment So piss off Project your shame Do you think we care when you call us names? Let's have a long group chat Would you consent to that? Stop sending us your junk, male I deleted all the junk mail It was time to take out the trash Deleting all your junk male Can cost you half your contacts

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