Sunday, 17 August 2025

The Dollheads - Burger King is Hiring

    


  The Dollheads (https://www.facebook.com/theDollheadsMusic) are an all sibling trio from Las Vegas who've been around since 2020. Maybe some of you saw them at the Rebellion Festival last week? They caught my attention at the end of last year when they released a song titled Teenage Runaway (https://thedollheads.bandcamp.com/track/teenage-runaway). If you missed it, I recommend you rectify the situation now.

  They've also caught the attention of Fat Mike who's added them to his Fat Wreck roster. 

  This is their new single. It's a fun old school romp and it's titled Burger King Is Hiring...  

(Welcome to Burger King, can I please take your order?) You're a wannabe Berate me from your mask, but no You still can't see You're drowning in all your shit talk You stupid motherfucker, Think you got your way? I know you're so obsessed with me, My own paparazzi Tell them all You think I'm going nowhere, But who's gonna listen To a dick who doesn't wash their hair? Tell me, tell me, tell me That I'm a prissy, stuck up bitch Tell me, tell me, tell me What you will Say I'm gonna be nothing Say that, “Burger King is hiring!” Type it up, take your shots, tell me, “Burger King is hiring!” You think it's funny now, Hope you got your laughs But you'll be there when I pull up And ask you for a Whopper In my eyes Not so funny now that You can't hide, You're a coward from behind the screen You think you're such a smartass But I'm climbing up the scene I promise I'll be nice When I see you in the drive thru Tell them all You think that I'm so petty, But I'm way too far To waste time on your dumbass Tell me, tell me, tell me, I'm useless and I'm crazy, But where's my goddamn soda? Say I'm gonna be nothing Say that, “Burger King is hiring!” Type it up, take your shots, tell me, “Burger King is hiring!” You think it's funny now, Hope you got your laughs But you'll be there when I pull up And ask you for a Whopper Gonna be nothing Say that, “Burger King is hiring!” Type it up, take your shots, tell me, “Burger King is hiring!” You think it's funny now, Hope you got your laughs But you'll be there when I pull up And ask you for a Whopper and a drink Can I get a medium chocolate shake with that, please?

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