Puppy And The Hand Jobs - Plan 9

  Proudly putting the trash in trashy garage punk are Puppy and the Hand Jobs. They're a trio from Phoenix, Arizona who featured on here last year with the tasteful I Eat Abortions (https://justsomepunksongs.blogspot.com/2018/08/puppy-and-hand-jobs-i-eat-abortions.html). Now they're back with a co-release on Black Gladiator and Slovenly Recordings, a new 7 track exercise in bad taste called I Hate Everything.

  Amongst the delights on offer are the titular expression of dislike for everyone and everything plus songs about oral sex, masturbation and stalking. It doesn't hang around, it's all over after around 8 minutes but it's 8 minutes of depraved fun that'll leave you either wanting to hit play again or take a bath (or both at once!). I enjoyed it a lot.

  They've released a video for Cocksucker but I can't post it on here as it's on Pornhub rather than Youtube but that's ok as it allows me to share my favourite track. This is a joyful modern day garage classic that could have easily been recorded back in the 60's and it's about Ed Wood's legendary movie that featured Bela Lugosi. It was written by Eddy Detroit who is not on the band, but was a Sun City Girls collaborator. It's called Plan 9...



  Edit.... Since I uploaded this they've released a proper video so I'll edit it in :

PUPPY and the HAND JOBS - I Eat Abortions

  As regular visitors will know, everything on the Just Some Punk Songs blog is done in the best possible taste. Even faced with the choice of which of the 2 videos that PUPPY and the HAND JOBS have released from their I Eat Abortions ep should I post on here, I've gone with the more tasteful of the pair. Yeah it's called I Eat Abortions and it features frontman Jaime Paul Lamb cavorting around on stage in just a nappy singing about the titular tasty snack but trust me, it's tame compared with homoerotic companion I Think I'm Gay.

  The band are from Phoenix, Arizona, the ep is available on 7th September as a 7" from Black Gladiator and Slovenly Recordings whilst Jaime Paul Lamb is the man behind the compilation We're Loud 90's Cassette Punk Unknowns  (https://slovenly.bandcamp.com/album/were-loud-90s-cassette-punk-unknowns-2xlp)

  The ep contains 5 tracks of scuzzy garage punk. All very basic, all pretty damn great if you like your budget rock to be primitive though still have a tune that you can hook onto. Rock n Roll was never meant to be safe and I think it's fair to say that these degenerates wouldn't be welcome around your family dinner table for Sunday lunch when your parents are visiting.

  You can check out 3 of the tracks and/or pre order it here : https://slovenly.bandcamp.com/album/puppy-and-the-hand-jobs-i-eat-abortions-ep

  This is I Eat Abortions...