Unsanitary Napkin - Dildo Baggins

  We go back Down Under today but this time we're getting our punk rock kicks from New Zealand rather than Australia...

  Unsanitary Napkin are a ferocious anarcho punk trio from Wellington who've been kicking up a racket since 2015 and feature a line up of B. Michael Knight (drums/backing vocals), Hannah Salmon (vocals/guitar) and Rupert Hunter (bass/backing vocals). They've released an album called Patriotic Grooves and a few singles/eps and are now back with a cracking split album with Hamilton hardcore act Contenders. 5 tracks by Unsanitary Napkin, 4 by Contenders, it's available on cassette or as a name your price download :  https://unsanitarynapkin.bandcamp.com/album/contenders-unsanitary-napkin-split

  Back in 2012, in Waitangi, a female protester named Josie Butler threw a dildo at economic development minister Steven Joyce, hitting him in the face. She was heard shouting "that's for raping our sovereignty." 7 years on and that incident has been documented as the opening track on the split. It's called Dildo Baggins...

National hero
Restoring faith
With that dildo

Steven Joyce
You’ve been deceiving
Here’s comeuppance
For your thieving

Josie’s here
To stand and fight
That throbbing phallus
Taking flight

You should feel shame
Ol’ dildo face
That toxic deal
Is a disgrace

Dildo!

In the!

Face!

Dildo Baggins

Motivation perfect
Execution flawless
You join the ranks
Of Lucy Lawless

DILDO IN THE FACE!!!!